| Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 |
| 3:21 pm |
no more partys at krouliks
i will no longer be having people over to my house and allowing them to drink because bad stuff keeps happening. first mel jacked koppi off and he splooged on the carpet..... NOT FUCKING COOL!!!!!!!!!!! koppi i love you but youre a son of a bitch. and last night Ted that douche bad fucked tracy on the family room floor yet again not cool. at least they were clean about it though. so in conclusion no more drinking at mikes house unless i get to go jack off onto ted's, koppi's, mel's, and tracy's furniture. those sons of bitches. NO MORE SEXUAL ACTS IN MY HOUSE UNLESS I AM INVOLVED!!!!!!!!! you guys are poops Current Mood:  exhausted |
| Monday, December 19th, 2005 |
| 11:07 am |
jesus was bisexual
the holiday seasons are all up on us like a bitch demanding child support cause she aint messin with no broke niggers yes its that time of year when men make tiny decorative wreaths to put around their penisesesseseeses (spelling?) its also the time when all women should offer free sex to michael kroulik and i guess ted too cause he's sitting here watching me type this but ill delete him out latter blow jobs are also acceptable no teeth though you sick whores anywho gingerbread should not be stuck in orifices other than the mouth...... learned that one the hard way in conclusion i derive sexual pleasure from rubbing cupcakes over my body also i believe if lubed properly a hippo can fit in someones ass so yea keep that in mind this holiday season and remember what the holidays are all about fitting things in people's asses and their was some mexican named jesus born or some shit like that mikey k and his bitch ted wishing you the very best in your efforts to enjoy the holidays Current Mood:  hippo in ass |
| Sunday, October 9th, 2005 |
| 11:53 pm |
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| Monday, July 18th, 2005 |
| 8:43 pm |
Dream Journal
so i havent been really using livejournal lately i havent had anything i felt like typing. ive been having some odd dreams lately so my livejournal will now be my dream journal. and now because it is my dream journal i will tell you of some dreams ive had. about a month ago i had dream that the latest trend that all the kids were doing was cutting off their heads. for some reason after they did this they wouldnt die and the wound would eventually heal and leave a wicked cool scar. so in the dream leslie cut her head off and when it healed she had the coolest scar and everyone wanted to be her friend. she then kept pressuring me to do it but i didnt want. she finally got me to cave but after i cut my head off it wouldnt heal. so i kept doing stuff in the dream and my head kept falling off and everyone would laugh at me..... bitches. a couple of days ago i dreamt i was goofy and i lived in a cool castle. it was really big and the way it was set up is that it was basically huge walls surronding a big open courtyard. well anywho donald duck showed up i guess he was my realator because he sold my castle to a german guy. for some reason the german guy kept looking for the castle in the mail and he kept calling me up all angry when it wouldnt show up. so i invited the german guy over to inspect my castle. he didnt like it he kept shaking his fist at my tapestries. and then the courtyard turned into water and a pirate ship rose out of it. it started shooting up my castle..... those fuckers. and then a guy dressed in black robes jumped off the boat and started walking around my castle. so i ran him down and attacked him. i started punching him and his hood went back. it was justing sloneker which is really weird. so anywho i yelled "why are you doing this?" "who do you work for?" he replied with "I work for Barney, he wants to eliminate the competition." i have no idea what the fuck he meant by that but thats when i woke up. this last one happened last saturday night. me and luka were entered into a tennis tournament which is odd cause neither of us play tennis. but anywho we decided to go to perkins before our matches. they wouldnt let luka in though because they had a new company rule where they wouldnt serve guys with long strait hair. i decided to eat without luka and ordered some french toast. upon ordering they through me out because they also had a new rule saying curly haired kids couldnt order french toast. so me and luka decided to say fuck the tournament and went for a walk. we came to a big white van and just leaned against and chilled. suddenly walls formed around us and the van and there was also a door. i went through the door and i was in stacys house i found stacy and we went back into the van room and luka was in there with a bunch of other people whom i had never seen. we were in there for a while and everybody slowly faded away and i was alone. so i went through the door and found stacy's brother, danny, playing with legos. i proceeded to run up and steal his legos and i ran away. and then i woke up. that is all i have for now perhaps i will record more dreams in the future Current Mood:  bored |
| Monday, July 11th, 2005 |
| 10:27 pm |
Stacy replacement
stacy is out of town for the week and i am looking for someone to replace her for the time being. anyone can apply but i would appreciate it if you were of the female type. if u are a guy i might make an exception. theres no sexual disrimination here. if u wish to apply simply comment back and i will make a decision. if you are choosen you can look forward to some hardcor fuc........ hand holding. p.s. dont tell stacy Current Mood:  curious |
| Saturday, June 4th, 2005 |
| 10:12 am |
Partay part dos
my grad party is today from 3 until whenever all who read this are invited be there or ill cut you for those of you who dont know 7725 Girard Ave N Brooklyn Park Current Mood:  excited |
| Thursday, May 26th, 2005 |
| 8:01 pm |
PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my grad party is june 4th from 3:00 until whenever be there or ill be sad. i really gotta start updating more, but not right now i gots to go. Current Mood:  quixotic |
| Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005 |
| 10:49 pm |
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| Thursday, April 28th, 2005 |
| 6:41 pm |
Nation Make Out Day WOOT WOOT!!!!!!
i would like to point out that tomorrow the 29th of april is national make out day so if you are of the female type you should make out with me tomorrow in the spirit of the holiday. if you are a male you will most likely be turned away but i might be willing to make some exceptions if you are up to my standards in prettiness. and oh yes if you make out with me stacy is not to know about it. the making out must be done incognito. that is all end communication Current Mood:  naughty |
| Monday, April 11th, 2005 |
| 8:17 pm |
still alive
life is great for the most part, there are some minor inconviences cause some people are kinda being d-bags right now but oh well. yea i havent really felt very compelled to write anything and i still dont really. just lettin everyone know that im still alive. end communication Current Mood:  a cold in april wtf not cool |
| Monday, April 4th, 2005 |
| 4:37 pm |
stuff
today i realized underwear has another purpose other than enticing people with their cool colors, textures and designs. it is a very important purpose and thats all i have to say about that. lately ive been thinking too much and scaring the shit out of myself for probably no good reason.... then again it could be for a very good reason. who the hell knows. i just wish i could find a way to just turn my brain off. that is all Current Mood:  blah |
| Friday, April 1st, 2005 |
| 6:37 pm |
stolen from stacy and steph ohhhhh double yoinkage
1. Pick a band and answer only using the band's song titles: Cake 2. Are you male or female? *Frank Sinatra* 3. Describe how you feel about yourself: *Comfort Eagle* 4. Your best piece of advice: *Sheep Go to Heaven* 5. Describe your last relationship: *Never There* 6. Describe your last crush: *Sad Songs and Waltzez* 7. Say something to someone you have a crush on: *Love You Madly* 8. Say something to an ex: *Long Line of Cars* (for sammy hehe funny dirty connotation) 9. Say something to someone who hurt you severely: *Walk On By* 10. How do you feel right now: *Pretty Pink Ribbon* Current Mood: ditzy |
| Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 |
| 6:41 pm |
GOD DAMN MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION!!!!!!
ok this is something i remembered today from my trip to florida. ok so me and ryan are waiting in line to get on the dueling dragons cause that ride is bitchin. but anywho so were waitin and its taking us a while longer cause we wanna sit in front. but them assholes working at islands of adventure kept letting people bud in front of us. it was the douche bag make a wish people. ok i kinda sound like an ass here but hear me out. it wasnt the sick dieing kids that were going in front of us nooooooooooo it was the stupid chaperones. and they got to bud in front of us multiple times those wankers. come on youre not dieing wait in line like everybody else you healthy bastards. it was late and the sick kids were already back on the bus and these wanks were just off dicking around. those kids couldve died while they were budding in front of us. well anywho thats all i have to say at this point in time. Current Mood:  amused |
| Monday, March 28th, 2005 |
| 7:40 pm |
been back in town for a couple of days. the trip was fun although i wished the weather would have been nicer. stupid sun wouldnt come out im still all pasty white. got to see stacy a couple of times while i was down there yay!!!!!! friday i caught up with some of my peeps and we had a good old fashioned dork fest. fun times. saturday tried to go to the O A R concert but it sold out like 5 minutes before we got there. damn ticket office being hard to find. so me and ryan wandered around dinkytown for a bit then headed home. i ended up seeing sideways with steph. good flick. incredibly dirty flick but still a good flick. sunday blew. had to go to church which i never do. i didnt really have a problem with going to church it was the fact that i had to spend time with my dad blaaahhhh. he kept lecturing me about religion and how he was gonna pray for me cause he thinks im going to hell cause i said i wasnt sure if jesus was the son of god. im sick of him giving me shit just cause im agnostic. whatever though he can believe what he wants and ill believe what i want. other than church the day was pretty uneventful i just loafed around and vegetated cause no one could do anything. today. went to first hour which was fine and dandy then i left to go get my license renewed cause it expires today. had to wait in line at the dmv or as i like to call it satans asshole. after an hour and half of waiting it was finally my turn woot. after went and got some luchage and went back to school. missed second and almost all of third hour which was pretty cool. went to play rehersal after school. turns out the director cut out my second role booooooo. ive still got a decent part though and i get to be in a bunch of the songs as of right now hopefully that wont change. and i get to sexually assault girls as a part of my role. WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!.........j/k stacy comes home tomorrow night HURRAY!!!!! its only been a few days since i last saw her but i miss her a lot. i cant wait to see her again. blah im such a dork :P Current Mood: anxious |
| Sunday, March 20th, 2005 |
| 11:52 am |
mikey k updating live from orlando, florida OHH YEAHHHH!!!!!!
this is mikey k with sacky by my side updatin from the best western inn in florida. these past couple of days have been awesome. on thursday i was on a airplane for the first time. i was like a little kid it was so awesome, except for the ears popping. sitting around the airports forever sucked cause our flights were delayed. we spent 12 hours in airport land in all. sucky. friday we went to islands of adventure. that place is amazing. i almost juiced myself on the hulk. his wild ride is that damn good. i also enjoy the spidey man ride quite a bit. the dueling dragons are also quite orgasmic. i think im gonna have to buy some "sweet reads" from the marvel store on monday. i also enjoy dr. seuss land because of how ridiculous it is. YAY i got my picture taken with the cat in the hat. i also got it taken with some super heros. spidey man was kind of a jackass. all in all a great day. saturday we spent the day at universal studios. the rides there arent as good as island of adventure but still good nonetheless. the mummy is amazing. jaws is hilarious because of how corny it is. we stood in line for about an hour for a very dissapointing ride called shrek 4-D. DAMN YOU SHREK!!!!!! then at night there was a mardi gras parade even though it wasnt mardi gras. i got many beads. it made me feel special. and then it was the O.A.R. concert. AMAZING!!!! they guys are so awesome. theyre gonna be in minneapolis on the 26th so i think im gonna see them again. today ive just been loafing by the pool until now. i also found a note that stacy left in my luggage which made me feel really good. i think we're gonna go back to islands of adventure again later today. fun fun fun. been quite the great vacation. i miss my buddies though. i miss stacy most of all. but i will be seeing her wednesday yay!!!! and now its time for some lunch action oh boy. Current Mood: chipper |
| Tuesday, March 15th, 2005 |
| 10:43 pm |
hah what a wonderful day
school some old stuff. went to DQ afterwards delicious. ahhh tonight i am at a loss as to what to say. tonight was amazing i almost threw up but still amazing nonetheless. i never wanna stop feeling the way i do now. ahhh what a great feeling. scares the livin shit outta me though but thats a good thing i guess. Current Mood:  loved |
| Sunday, March 13th, 2005 |
| 10:04 pm |
STRAWBERRY MILK......is it wrong that i climax while drinking it???
friday went with the sackman and the chizwank to pizza luce. ahh pizza luce amazing i now have a new favorite pizza place. yeah thats right green mill u r shit compared to pizza luce. then we went to the electric fetus, love that place. bought me a flaming lips cd, ahh i love that bad theyre so effed up. also bought a gigantic poster of the beatles for the ever so beautiful stacy. went back to the sackmans. chizek ditched us for some girl her name escapes me at the moment. therese and her cronies came over. then luke and katie come over. i got kinda bored cause i dont really know these ppl all that well so i was being shy and quiet. had to go home cause my ted needed something out of the car blah. then i went to stacys and gave her the beatles poster which she loved. then me her and tiff went to perkins fun stuff. saturday i was cleaning my room for most of the day then i went with ryan and chizek to get concert tickets and then to the catch 22 show. the concert was amazing, it was actually bette than flogging. i got another set list woohoo and a poster i stole from the wall woohoo. after the show we went to subway to get some foodage and i wanted to see stacy. after that ryan ditched me so he could go hang out with leslie and kat9y.... what a douche. so i ended up cleaning my room for a while... found some old power ranger toys. played with those for about an hour. then i went and hung with stacy for a little while after she got off work. today didnt do much cleaned my room some more. hung out with sacky for a bit. bought me some sexy clothes. and right now im talking to marc. the first time ive really talked to him in a while. feels good to talk to him again. so all i all a excellent weekend. oh yeah 4 more days til i leave for florida!!!!!!! Current Mood: oh look he's a happy flower |
| Thursday, March 10th, 2005 |
| 11:13 pm |
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| Sunday, March 6th, 2005 |
| 10:17 pm |
SINATRON invades the sub shack
i realize i already updated earlier today but this is too funny. so today i went and helped ted and phil with their movie for video and computer arts class. we got in a quality fight scene on top of the coon rapids dam and let me say its pretty effin hilarious seeing jesus kick a robot in the balls. well anywho after filming the fight scene we were hungry so we went to subway. we got to subway and decided it would be funny to wear the costumes. so i put on the 8 foot tall SINATRON robot costume and ted put on his jesus outfit. their was a long line in subway too they were all lookin at me funny. stacy and trent couldnt stop laughing which was awesome. awww theirs nothing better at subway than having a pretty girl whos smiling and laughing make your sandwich. i ran into some problems when i tried to take my wallet out so i could pay. i almost fell onto the counter lol. p.s. happy b-day koppi Current Mood:  ahh look at him go |
| 12:45 pm |
hmmm its been awhile.........
havent updated for a while so this is prolly gonna be a long one. havent had the time or energy. things have been grand for the most part. last week kinda started off sucky. i was sick on sunday and monday.... thank u very much stacy. so monday i just laid around all day got in some quality movie watchin. tuesday went to school same shit different day. got to see my stacy even though it had only been like 2 days i had missed her. that night was the ski banquet. i decided to go in style so i got sexy on myself and dressed all shnazzy. cool part though i got perkins gift certificats as my captains gift sweet. wednesday school again nothin new. hung out with stacy after school always a good time. we beat ryans stupid challenge go us. went and saw finding neverland later with mel. that movie is amazing. ahh it made me cry. nothing really much happened thursday. school blah. hung out with stacy after school until she had to go to work. stupid work. then i didnt really do much for the rest of the night kinda boring. friday night hung out with stacy until she went out to eat with sarah and some others so i went and met up with ryan, leslie, kat9y, blair, and jesse at perkins. heard some of the most disturbing things ever from those ppl. was a good time nonetheless. went to blockbuster. i got inside ryans jacket and we roamed around the store as some sort of effed up monster thing. went to county market leslie held up a cooking pot and yelled across the store at me, "Hey mikey do u think i can fit this up my ass" ahhh HILARIOUS. went back to sackys and watched some movies a good time was had by all. i fell asleep during the second one so leslie and kat9y covered me in life saver wrappers.....bitches. saturday watched the extended version of fellowship of the ring with stacy. was much better but also much longer good lord close to 4 hours blahhhh. awwww i love spending time with that girl. a little before brought stacy to work then went to teds to help him and phil with their movie. Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus Strikes Back lol im a genius. we filmed jesus having a rave at a church lol. went back home for a little bit then stacy picked me up at around 9:30 and we went to the tub mans. i love the tub man dont get to see him as often as id like but oh well. me and stacy took turns defecting to canada while we were there. god koppi youre such a slut i hate u. anywho at around 1:30 we left went back to stacys and watched some of the extended two towers kept fallin asleep. awwww im crazy about that girl. its exciting yet kinda scares me at the same time. i really like her a lot and it frightens me which i guess is kinda weird but i cant help it. feelings are strange sometimes. and oh yeah ryan wheres our prize BITCH!!!!!! Current Mood:  contemplative |
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